Lipgeblingan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, confident slug.

Lipgeblingan created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipgeblingan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lipgeblingan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lipgeblingan's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lipgeblingan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five monkeys in a large pit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Lipgeblingan on top of all buildings.