Nabmobtettizigvonlunjig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong jackal.

Nabmobtettizigvonlunjig created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabmobtettizigvonlunjig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabmobtettizigvonlunjig, it will turn you into a frog.

Nabmobtettizigvonlunjig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nabmobtettizigvonlunjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.