Tamyakmegcemhan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful otter.

Tamyakmegcemhan created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamyakmegcemhan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamyakmegcemhan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tamyakmegcemhan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tamyakmegcemhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never wear trousers.