Meglatlit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous fish.

Meglatlit created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Meglatlit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Meglatlit, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Meglatlit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Meglatlit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Meglatlit.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Do not stand on grass.