Arfbangep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless rat.

Arfbangep created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Arfbangep, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arfbangep, it will be very sad.

Arfbangep's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Arfbangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan hats.

2. Run away from pink turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear shirts.