Tigbogrull is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind capybara.

Tigbogrull created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Tigbogrull, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tigbogrull, he will send you a sign.

Tigbogrull's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tigbogrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not take Tigbogrull's name in vain.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about stars.