Kabmot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking naga.

Kabmot created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kabmot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabmot, it will turn you into a rat.

Kabmot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Kabmot loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.