Yattnegnill Bifbosshon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident mouse.

Yattnegnill Bifbosshon created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattnegnill Bifbosshon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yattnegnill Bifbosshon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yattnegnill Bifbosshon's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yattnegnill Bifbosshon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never paint your chest fawn.