Nelpompin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unselfish bat.

Nelpompin created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelpompin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nelpompin, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nelpompin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nelpompin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Nelpompin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must never eat lemons.