Cumbim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful centaur.

Cumbim created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumbim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cumbim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cumbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never paint your head magenta.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.