Nanlikrangat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, loving duck.

Nanlikrangat created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanlikrangat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanlikrangat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nanlikrangat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nanlikrangat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Nanlikrangat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.