Vegnurljig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful hyena.

Vegnurljig created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegnurljig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vegnurljig, it will be very sad.

Vegnurljig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vegnurljig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide from gray dogs for they are unholy.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegnurljig.

5. Never paint your face orange.