Tikrotlid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, loving crow.

Tikrotlid created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikrotlid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tikrotlid, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tikrotlid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tikrotlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.