Bigdimyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever ferret.

Bigdimyam created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Bigdimyam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bigdimyam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bigdimyam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bigdimyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Hide if six bats approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Run away from purple manatees, for they are unholy.