Tadbepwap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless manatee.

Tadbepwap created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadbepwap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tadbepwap, he will turn you into a rock.

Tadbepwap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tadbepwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Tadbepwap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed gooseberries to badgers while wearing black corsets.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Erect four tin sculptures of Tadbepwap on top of important buildings.