Cargidmis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy bee.

Cargidmis created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cargidmis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cargidmis, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cargidmis' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cargidmis' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.