Wigkapgom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest hyena.

Wigkapgom created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigkapgom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wigkapgom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wigkapgom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wigkapgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always obey Wigkapgom's priests.

4. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.

5. Do not listen to music.