Lakstikgil is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited hedgehog.

Lakstikgil created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lakstikgil, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lakstikgil, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lakstikgil's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lakstikgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not kill seals.