Yatlagkar is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent hummingbird.

Yatlagkar created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatlagkar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatlagkar, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yatlagkar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yatlagkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never sprint in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.