Vilbarnbutquam Kemtantailmigcidstanyattmat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent camel.

Vilbarnbutquam Kemtantailmigcidstanyattmat created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vilbarnbutquam Kemtantailmigcidstanyattmat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vilbarnbutquam Kemtantailmigcidstanyattmat, she will destroy your home planet.

Vilbarnbutquam Kemtantailmigcidstanyattmat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vilbarnbutquam Kemtantailmigcidstanyattmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Do not take Vilbarnbutquam Kemtantailmigcidstanyattmat's name in vain.