Dibbasstig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ill-tempered hare.

Dibbasstig created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibbasstig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dibbasstig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dibbasstig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dibbasstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always obey Dibbasstig's priests.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Never feed cucumbers to bats while wearing black trousers.