Hasvilbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome snake.

Hasvilbin created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasvilbin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hasvilbin, it will torture you forever.

Hasvilbin's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hasvilbin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hasvilbin.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.