Camflyab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, charitable dryad.

Camflyab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camflyab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Camflyab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Camflyab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Camflyab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Camflyab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Camflyab on top of all buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Camflyab.