Fedvanrul is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody mouse.

Fedvanrul created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Fedvanrul, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fedvanrul, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fedvanrul's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fedvanrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Worship no other gods but Fedvanrul.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fedvanrul.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.