Honjamkoprulmab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak wren.

Honjamkoprulmab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honjamkoprulmab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Honjamkoprulmab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Honjamkoprulmab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Honjamkoprulmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Honjamkoprulmab's name in vain.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.