Artgadcebbogdidxemsak is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, almighty shrew.

Artgadcebbogdidxemsak created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Artgadcebbogdidxemsak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Artgadcebbogdidxemsak, he will turn you into a puffin.

Artgadcebbogdidxemsak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Artgadcebbogdidxemsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always help swans.

3. Artgadcebbogdidxemsak loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not hurt snakes.