Sterfitmet is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, capable centaur.

Sterfitmet created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterfitmet, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sterfitmet, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sterfitmet's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sterfitmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away if four aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat corn.