Liknutfit Gilsanbabzog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid clam.

Liknutfit Gilsanbabzog created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Liknutfit Gilsanbabzog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Liknutfit Gilsanbabzog, he will be mildly annoyed.

Liknutfit Gilsanbabzog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Liknutfit Gilsanbabzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.