Flowlidmat is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, unfair warg.
Flowlidmat created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Flowlidmat, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in Flowlidmat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Flowlidmat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Flowlidmat's Holy Commandments
1. Never sit in holy places.
2. Erect five copper sculptures of Flowlidmat on top of important buildings.
3. Always help sick bats.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not hurt moths.