Dambitvil is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witless newt.

Dambitvil created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dambitvil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dambitvil, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dambitvil's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dambitvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.