Loopnantap is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective sheep.

Loopnantap created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Loopnantap, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Loopnantap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Loopnantap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Loopnantap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Never wear orange shorts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.