Cunyikfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, flying guinea pig.

Cunyikfeb created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunyikfeb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cunyikfeb, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cunyikfeb's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cunyikfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Cunyikfeb loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about sheep.