Ingvantab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, moody frog.

Ingvantab created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingvantab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ingvantab, he will turn you into a frog.

Ingvantab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Ingvantab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ingvantab.

3. Worship no other gods but Ingvantab.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Never hurt frogs.