Flatlabkar Garcedjigdad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, generous weasel.

Flatlabkar Garcedjigdad created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatlabkar Garcedjigdad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flatlabkar Garcedjigdad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Flatlabkar Garcedjigdad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flatlabkar Garcedjigdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Flatlabkar Garcedjigdad's name in vain.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.