Yattmobrull is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish rat.

Yattmobrull created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattmobrull, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yattmobrull, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yattmobrull's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Yattmobrull's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight seals approach from the west.

2. Never wear turquoise corsets.

3. Never feed limes to eagles while wearing blue stockings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away from gray moths, for they are unholy.