Rowgunlik is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sapient toad.

Rowgunlik created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgunlik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rowgunlik, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rowgunlik's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rowgunlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Rowgunlik.

4. Do not keep nine moths in a large pit.

5. Never feed onions to goats while wearing dresses.