Jendidbafwanhonsin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured bee.

Jendidbafwanhonsin created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jendidbafwanhonsin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jendidbafwanhonsin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jendidbafwanhonsin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jendidbafwanhonsin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Jendidbafwanhonsin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always obey Jendidbafwanhonsin's priests.