Nelvinmip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, wise cobra.

Nelvinmip created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelvinmip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nelvinmip, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nelvinmip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nelvinmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing cyan kilts and balancing three zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.