Tikditcubfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, slow chicken.

Tikditcubfeb created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Tikditcubfeb, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tikditcubfeb, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tikditcubfeb's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tikditcubfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tikditcubfeb first in all things.

2. Retreat if nine cats approach from the west.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Worship no other gods but Tikditcubfeb.