Witlikcen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless crow.

Witlikcen created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witlikcen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Witlikcen, he will not care.

Witlikcen's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Witlikcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. You must pray to Witlikcen six times a day.