Quillbem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful chicken.

Quillbem created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillbem, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quillbem, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Quillbem's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Quillbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quillbem's priests.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if three dogs approach from the east.