Nuttgovnull Migflagflig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing monkey.

Nuttgovnull Migflagflig created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgovnull Migflagflig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nuttgovnull Migflagflig, it will torture you forever.

Nuttgovnull Migflagflig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nuttgovnull Migflagflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown shoes.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near birds while wearing purple corsets and balancing three platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.