Lithaknart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful hare.

Lithaknart created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lithaknart, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lithaknart, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Lithaknart's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Lithaknart's Holy Commandments

1. Lithaknart must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Worship no other gods but Lithaknart.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about dark energy.