Misgutyartriltit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong human.

Misgutyartriltit created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Misgutyartriltit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Misgutyartriltit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Misgutyartriltit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Misgutyartriltit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Misgutyartriltit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing gray stockings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your hands.

5. Learn five new languages a year.