Ponrulltafbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, uncaring manatee.

Ponrulltafbarn created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponrulltafbarn, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ponrulltafbarn, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ponrulltafbarn's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ponrulltafbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always obey Ponrulltafbarn's priests.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.