Migxincidsakrapgan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unfair cobra.

Migxincidsakrapgan created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migxincidsakrapgan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migxincidsakrapgan, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Migxincidsakrapgan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Migxincidsakrapgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. You must pray to Migxincidsakrapgan four times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not skip in public.