Ladsidteen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise chicken.

Ladsidteen created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladsidteen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladsidteen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ladsidteen's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ladsidteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Always obey Ladsidteen's priests.