Fasfasban is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, capable goose.

Fasfasban created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasfasban, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fasfasban, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fasfasban's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fasfasban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Retreat if three badgers approach from the south.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fasfasban.

5. Never look at asteroids.