Gubxenban is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, competent bird.

Gubxenban created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gubxenban, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gubxenban, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gubxenban's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gubxenban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never feed cucumbers to porpoises while wearing brown scarves.

5. Gubxenban loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.