Dimxindot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring jaguar.

Dimxindot created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Dimxindot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimxindot, he will destroy your home planet.

Dimxindot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dimxindot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimxindot.

5. Do not stand on grass.